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birb singing “if you’re happy and you know it”
I don’t care if it’s wrong this birb sang it perfectly
What a cutie patootie
THE 👏🏾 ALIENS 👏🏾 ARE 👏🏾 COMING 👏🏾 BINCH
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I’m 21 years old and I just realized pancakes are cakes you make in a pan
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flexing muscles sit-ups abs lifting weights push-ups physical activity running football biceps
I am all about this
I’m that guy dancing as he walks in the background
This is how I want the world to be always.
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| 911: | 911 whats your emergency |
| person: | i tripped and impaled myself on a stalactite and im bleeding profusely |
| 911: | actually stalactites hang from the roof of a cave. you impaled yourself on a stalagmite. an easy way to remember this is stalaCtites are on the Ceiling, and stalaGmites are on the Ground. hello? are you still there? |
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Tonight, Leslie Knope is just watching the video of Joe Biden receiving the Medal of Freedom on a loop and weeping.
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reasons the harry potter universe is fucked up #82932: there is the ghost of a murdered child in the bathroom and everyone treats it like a minor inconvenience
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Book of the day: The Blind Assassin by Margaret Atwood
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